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Roger and Eve discuss the tidiness of Roger’ “death.”

“Rather well, I thought,” says Eve. 

“Yes,” says Roger. “I thought I was quite graceful.”

“Considering it’s not really your kind of work,” says Eve.

“Well, I got into it by accident,” says Roger. “What’s your excuse?”

“I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night, and saw only his charm,” says Eve.

“Oh,” says Roger.

“I guess I had nothing to do that weekend,” says Eve, “so I – I decided to fall in love.” 

“That’s nice,” says Roger.

“Eventually, the Professor and his Washington colleagues approached me with – – a few sordid details about Phillip, and they told me that my relationship with him made me uniquely valuable to them,” says Eve. 

“Mm-hm,” says Roger. “So, you became a girl scout.”

“Maybe it was the first time anyone asked me to do something worthwhile,” says Eve. 

“Has life been like that?” asks Roger.

“Mm-hmm,” agrees Eve. 

In This Episode:

  • Cary Grant     as Roger O. Thornhill
  • Eva Marie Saint     as Eve Kendall
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