{"id":344,"date":"2020-01-20T00:05:20","date_gmt":"2020-01-20T00:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=344"},"modified":"2020-02-22T20:32:29","modified_gmt":"2020-02-22T20:32:29","slug":"minute-011-our-distinguished-guest","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-011-our-distinguished-guest\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 011: Our Distinguished Guest"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"344\" class=\"elementor elementor-344\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-5cfc4b71 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"5cfc4b71\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-4331b5b4\" data-id=\"4331b5b4\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-228b4a29 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"228b4a29\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<h3>HOST: Robert E G Black of The Mandy Sucks Minute Podcast<\/h3><p>&#8220;A little more polished than the others,&#8221; says Vandamn.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m so glad you&#8217;re pleased, Mister Townsend,&#8221; says Roger.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;But I&#8217;m afraid, just as obvious,&#8221; replies Vandamn.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Now what the devil is all this about?&#8221; asks Thornhill. &#8220;Why was I brought here?&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Games?&#8221; replies Vandamn, &#8220;Must we?&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Not that I mind a slight case of abduction now and then,&#8221; says Roger, &#8220;but I have tickets for the theater this evening, to a show I was looking forward to &#8212; and I get, well, kind of unreasonable about things like that!&#8221;<\/p><p>\u00a0&#8220;With such expert play-acting,&#8221; says Vandamn, &#8220;you make this very room a theater.&#8221; Vandamn glances up as the door opens. 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