{"id":386,"date":"2020-02-17T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-17T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=386"},"modified":"2020-02-22T20:55:44","modified_gmt":"2020-02-22T20:55:44","slug":"minute-031-the-gentleman-in-room-796","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-031-the-gentleman-in-room-796\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 031: The Gentleman in Room 796"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"386\" class=\"elementor elementor-386\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-39b90126 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"39b90126\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-474c1bb5\" data-id=\"474c1bb5\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4c6434db elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4c6434db\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<h3>HOSTS: Jonathan Howell and Chris Ramirez of the Minute Impossible Podcast<\/h3><p><br \/>Roger is questioning Elsie, the Plaza housekeeper.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;And that&#8217;s the first time you&#8217;ve laid eyes on me?&#8221; asks Roger.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Can I help it if you&#8217;re never around, Mister Kaplan?&#8221; replies Elsie.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Well, then how do you know I&#8217;m Mister Kaplan?&#8221; asks Roger.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;What?&#8221; asks Elsie.<\/p><p>&#8220;How do you know I&#8217;m Mister Kaplan?&#8221; repeats Roger.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Well, of course you are!&#8221; says Elsie. &#8220;This is Room 796, isn&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Mm-hmm,&#8221; says Roger.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;So, you&#8217;re the gentleman in Room 796, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221; explains Elsie.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Mmm,&#8221; says Roger. &#8220;Alright, Elsie. Thanks.&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Will that be all, sir?&#8221; asks Elsie.<\/p><p>&#8220;Uh, for the time being, yes,&#8221; replies Roger. The doorbell buzzes. Roger looks at Elsie, and then opens the door.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Valet,&#8221; says a man in a Plaza uniform.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Oh yes, come in,&#8221; says Roger. Elsie leaves as the valet steps inside the room.<\/p><p>&#8220;Should I hang it in the closet, Mister Kaplan?&#8221; asks the valet.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Yes, please,&#8221; replies Roger.\u00a0 The valet walks toward a closet.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Tell me,&#8221; says Roger, &#8220;uh, I&#8217;ve forgotten &#8211; &#8211; what time did I give you that suit?&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Last night, around, uh, around six,&#8221; replies the valet.<\/p><p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; says Roger, &#8220;did I give it to you personally?&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Personally?&#8221; says the valet, &#8220;No, Mr. Kaplan &#8211; &#8211; you called down on the, on the phone, and described the suit to me and said it would be hanging in your closet. Like you always do! 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