{"id":496,"date":"2020-04-30T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&p=496"},"modified":"2020-04-29T23:27:12","modified_gmt":"2020-04-29T23:27:12","slug":"minute-084-sponged-and-pressed","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-084-sponged-and-pressed\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 084: Sponged and Pressed"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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THIS WEEK\u2019S HOSTS: Travis Bow and Eric Nash from The Watchmen Minute<\/h3>\n

Roger is talking to the hotel valet on the phone.<\/p>\n\n

“Where are we?” Roger asks Eve.<\/p>\n

“Four Sixty Three,” replies Eve.<\/p>\n

“Room Four Six Three,” repeats Roger. “How quickly can you get a suit sponged and pressed? Yes, fast. Twenty minutes? Fine. Okay, Four Six Three.” He hangs up the phone.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“He’ll be right up,” Roger tells Eve, and begins emptying his suit pockets.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Better take your things off,” says Eve.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Yeah,” says Roger, walking to the other side of the bed. He stands behind Eve, who’s putting on lipstick in the mirror. “Now, what can a man do with his clothes off for twenty minutes? Couldn’t he have taken an hour?” He turns Eve to face him.<\/p>\n

“You can always take a cold shower,” says Eve.<\/p>\n

“That’s right,” says Roger, as Eve removes his suit jacket. “You know, when I was a little boy, I wouldn’t even let my mother undress me.”<\/p>\n

“You’re a big boy now,” says Eve, tossing his jacket on the bed.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Yes,” agrees Roger. She reaches for his belt, but he holds onto her hands.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Tell me,” says Roger. “How does a girl like you get to be a girl like you?”<\/p>\n

“Lucky, I guess?” replies Eve, smiling.<\/p>\n

“Oh, not lucky,” says Roger. “Naughty. Wicked. Up to no good. Ever kill anyone? Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half trying.”\u00a0 He touches her face. She’s no longer smiling. “So stop trying,” says Roger.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Back when people could ask to get their suits hand-cleaned at a hotel. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":703,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/nxnw084.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"22:30","filesize":"20.78M","filesize_raw":"21792320","date_recorded":"2020-04-30","explicit":"","block":""},"tags":[],"series":[3],"episode_featured_image":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/nxnw084.jpg","episode_player_image":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nxnw000-mp3-image.jpg","download_link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/496\/minute-084-sponged-and-pressed","player_link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/496\/minute-084-sponged-and-pressed","audio_player":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/496\/minute-084-sponged-and-pressed<\/a>","episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/feed\/podcast\/season-1","embedCode":"

Minute 084: Sponged and Pressed<\/a><\/blockquote>