{"id":502,"date":"2020-05-05T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-05T00:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=502"},"modified":"2020-05-02T04:12:04","modified_gmt":"2020-05-02T04:12:04","slug":"minute-087-a-picture-only-charles-addams-could-draw","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-087-a-picture-only-charles-addams-could-draw\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 087: A Picture Only Charles Addams Could Draw"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"502\" class=\"elementor elementor-502\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-72185f99 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"72185f99\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-5567b3c0\" data-id=\"5567b3c0\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-278223bb elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"278223bb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<p><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p><h3>THIS WEEK\u2019S HOSTS: Travis Bow and Eric Nash from The Watchmen Minute<\/h3><p>Inside the auction house, van Damm is rubbing the neck and shoulders of Eve, while an auction is taking place. Leonard, leaning against a table, is facing van Damm.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Say the three hundred?&#8221; asks the auctioneer. &#8220;I have three hundred. Four hundred by the little lady. Thank you, sir. Four fifty is bid for the pair. Can I hear five hundred? Will you say five hundred? Can I say the five hundred? Fair warning and last call. Sold to Mister Stone, second row. Four hundred and fifty dollars.&#8221;<\/p><p>Roger surveys the scene. He sees that van Damm has his hands on Eve&#8217;s shoulders.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;And now lot number one oh three,&#8221; says the auctioneer. &#8220;Ah, this lovely Aubusson settee. In excellent condition. Please start the bidding. How much? &#8221;\u00a0<\/p><p>Roger walks over to where Even and van Damm are seated, while the auction continues.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Eight hundred is offered, thank you. Eight hundred is bid. Say the nine? Go nine hundred? Nine hundred is bid. Now, who&#8217;ll say one thousand?\u00a0 One thanousand, thank you. One thousand at one thousand. Say eleven hundred?&#8221;<\/p><p>Leonard notices Roger first, then van Damm. Van Damm squeezes Eve&#8217;s shoulder.<\/p><p>&#8220;The three of you together,&#8221; says Roger. 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