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THIS WEEK\u2019S HOSTS: Travis Bow and Eric Nash from The Watchmen Minute<\/h3>

“You disappoint me, sir,” says VanDamm to Roger.\u00a0<\/p>

“I was just going to say that to her,” replies Roger.\u00a0<\/p>

“I’ve always understood you were a shrewd fellow at your job,” says Vandamm. “What possessed you to come blundering in here like this? Could it be an overpowering interest in art?”<\/p>

“Yes,” says Roger, “The art of survival.” He looks at Leonard. “Well,” says Roger to Leonard, “have you poured any good drunks lately?”<\/p>

“He followed me here from the hotel,” says Eve.\u00a0<\/p>

“He was in your room?” asks Leonard. Eve nods.<\/p>

“Sure,” says Roger, “Isn’t everybody?”\u00a0<\/p>

Vandamm looks at Eve, then slowly removes his had from her shoulder.<\/p>

“Three hundred, thank you. Now the four,” says the auctioneer. The auctioneer is holding up an odd Polynesian-looking statue.\u00a0<\/p>

“Do I hear four?” asks the auctioneer. “Four hundred, anyone?”<\/p>

Vandamm and Leonard look at each other.<\/p>

“Four hundred is bid. Say the five?” says the auctioneer. ” I have four hundred. I have four hundred.”<\/p>

“I didn’t realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses,” says Roger, as the auction continues.\u00a0<\/p>

“Five hundred,” says Vandamm. Leonard signals the bid to the auctioneer.<\/p>

“Five hundred, thank you,” says the auctioneer.\u00a0<\/p>

“I’ll be you paid plenty,” says Roger, “for this little piece of sculpture.” He looks down at Eve.\u00a0<\/p>

“Now the seven. Seven hundred?” asks the auctioneer.\u00a0<\/p>

“Seven hundred,” says Vandamm.<\/p>

“She’s worth every dollar of it,” says Roger. “Take it from me.”<\/p>

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Nobody disappoints James Mason and gets away with it. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":707,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/nxnw088.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"25:40","filesize":"23.68M","filesize_raw":"24831945","date_recorded":"2020-05-06","explicit":"","block":""},"tags":[],"series":[3],"episode_featured_image":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/nxnw088.jpg","episode_player_image":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nxnw000-mp3-image.jpg","download_link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/504\/minute-088-you-disappoint-me-sir","player_link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/504\/minute-088-you-disappoint-me-sir","audio_player":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/504\/minute-088-you-disappoint-me-sir<\/a>","episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/feed\/podcast\/season-1","embedCode":"

Minute 088: You Disappoint Me, Sir<\/a><\/blockquote>