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THIS WEEK\u2019S HOSTS: Tierney Steele Callahan and Megan Coleman from The M*A*S*H Minute<\/h3>\n

Roger and Eve discuss the tidiness of Roger’ “death.”<\/p>\n

“Rather well, I thought,” says Eve.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Yes,” says Roger. “I thought I was quite graceful.”<\/p>\n

“Considering it’s not really your kind of work,” says Eve.<\/p>\n

“Well, I got into it by accident,” says Roger. “What’s your excuse?”<\/p>\n

“I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night, and saw only his charm,” says Eve.<\/p>\n

“Oh,” says Roger.<\/p>\n

“I guess I had nothing to do that weekend,” says Eve, “so I – I decided to fall in love.”\u00a0<\/p>\n

“That’s nice,” says Roger.<\/p>\n

“Eventually, the Professor and his Washington colleagues approached me with – – a few sordid details about Phillip, and they told me that my relationship with him made me uniquely valuable to them,” says Eve.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Mm-hm,” says Roger. “So, you became a girl scout.”<\/p>\n

“Maybe it was the first time anyone asked me to do something worthwhile,” says Eve.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Has life been like that?” asks Roger.<\/p>\n

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How Eve became a “girl scout.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/nxnw109.mp3","podmotor_file_id":"","podmotor_episode_id":"","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"22:44","filesize":"20.99M","filesize_raw":"22007563","date_recorded":"2020-06-04","explicit":"","block":""},"tags":[],"series":[3],"episode_featured_image":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/nxnw109.jpg","episode_player_image":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nxnw000-mp3-image.jpg","download_link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/544\/minute-109-whats-your-excuse","player_link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/544\/minute-109-whats-your-excuse","audio_player":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/544\/minute-109-whats-your-excuse<\/a>","episode_data":{"playerMode":"dark","subscribeUrls":[],"rssFeedUrl":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/feed\/podcast\/season-1","embedCode":"

Minute 109: What’s Your Excuse?<\/a><\/blockquote>