{"id":547,"date":"2020-06-08T00:05:12","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T00:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=547"},"modified":"2020-06-07T00:38:30","modified_gmt":"2020-06-07T00:38:30","slug":"minute-111-a-lot-of-apologizing","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-111-a-lot-of-apologizing\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 111: A Lot of Apologizing"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"547\" class=\"elementor elementor-547\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-7cfae947 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"7cfae947\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-2b86b739\" data-id=\"2b86b739\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3398cd93 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"3398cd93\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<h3>THIS WEEK\u2019S HOSTS: Jeff Ferry and Chris Derkotch from The Jay and Silent Bob Minute<\/h3>\n<p>Roger puts his arm around Eve as they walk back toward The Professor.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah well, I guess it&#8217;s off to hospital for me and back to danger for you. 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