{"id":567,"date":"2020-06-18T00:05:12","date_gmt":"2020-06-18T00:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=567"},"modified":"2020-06-07T03:18:16","modified_gmt":"2020-06-07T03:18:16","slug":"minute-119-a-few-words-of-parting","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"http:\/\/www.hitchcockminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-119-a-few-words-of-parting\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 119: A Few Words of Parting"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"567\" class=\"elementor elementor-567\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-43caf3be elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"43caf3be\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-38f8100c\" data-id=\"38f8100c\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3c826bc7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"3c826bc7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<!-- wp:paragraph -->\n<h3>THIS WEEK\u2019S HOSTS: Jeff Ferry and Chris Derkotch from The Jay and Silent Bob Minute<\/h3>\n<!-- \/wp:paragraph -->\n<p>Roger scrambles up the side of the structure supporting Vandamm&#8217;s deck.\u00a0 He pokes his head up to the level of the window to listen in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s nothing to worry about,&#8221; says Vandamm to Eve.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just lost my head!&#8221; says Eve.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not just saying this to make you feel better,&#8221; says Vndamm. &#8220;I mean it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I just didn&#8217;t know what I was doing,&#8221; says Eve.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He wanted to destroy you,&#8221; says Vandamm. &#8220;You had to protect yourself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But not endanger you!&#8221; replies Eve.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rubbish!&#8221; says Vandamm, his arm on Eve&#8217;s shoulder. &#8220;Soon, we will be off together, and I shall dedicate myself to your happiness.&#8221; He turns to Leonard. &#8220;What&#8217;s the situation, Leonard?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;About the plane, you mean?&#8221; asks Leonard.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, of course,&#8221; says Vandamm. &#8220;What&#8217;s the last report?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Over Whitestone at six thousand, descending,&#8221; replies Leonard.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Vandamm looks at his watch, &#8220;What, ten minutes,hmm?&#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;At the most,&#8221; says Leonard. &#8220;And now, uh, I wonder if I might have a few words of parting with you, sir?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Certainly,&#8221; says Vandamm, looking at Eve.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In private?&#8221; asks Leonard.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll go up and get my things,&#8221; says Eve. 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